1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Because when I get gas I think of you

 

Is it cause I fuel your fire?

 

You think of Jaxon during bouts of flatulence? That's odd

 

Trying to find a tool box that'll fit with the gimp cage is difficult

 

Yeah, my Dog does that to get milk bones 9 out 10 times.
Her real business gets done like clockwork 8am and 10pm
That's when she does the "PANIC DANCE"

 

yep sounds bout right


How's your pupper dog doin

 

It's a little late but I still owe these dogs a walk

 

Funny how animals go crazy after they take a dump. Cats will take a dump and then do an Indy 500 around the house, I read somewhere it has to do with a wild instinct where they would be vulnerable while pooping and then have to bolt immediately afterwards to avoid predators. I can kind of relate

 

I thought it was just that feeling of being 8 lbs lighter all of a sudden. Gotta enjoy it while it lasts.

 

She's doing very well for her age.
Needs a boost up into truck and bed.
She had a UTI and loss of bladder control. Antibiotics cleared it up
She pissed her bed and won't sleep in it or the new one. She didn't like the plastic under the blanket on my bed but slept there anyway.

 

I'd be looking for that dude that stole my super soaker when I was 7 years old

Kid that stole my bike though got beat up cause my dad said its either him...or my dad beating my ass

 

i got the kid that stole my ipod in middle school back really good..




i took the valve cores out of his mothers car when they were picking him up... shit you not... this was the 7th grade.

oh. and i stole the ipod back out of his backpack

 

Payback on his mother, that's brutal lol

 

Highlight of my junkyard trip.

 

he didnt get to go home right away.. they never figured out who did it either... she was to busy rocking out to some music and he was talking with a group of friends. by the time he got to the car 3 tires were completely flat. LOL... dont steal my shit.. i'll get you back.. got the ipod back 3 days later

 

Did you offer them beer?

 

My Dog would visit the neighbor and get ignored so she shit his yard.
Neighbor asked nicely about a solution to the shitty situation. I told him to say hello, shake hands and pet her.
Now Dog gets attention and pinches a loaf on the property line.

 

People underestimate the persuasive power of poop

 

Ok. One of my best friends from since I was a little kid recently moved to Florida.


Get a text today. “Hey my check engine light came on.”

my response? “Ok, what do you want me to do, little bit of a distance to check a code.”



and responds with “oh, that’s right.”



how the hell did they forget that I’m
Now a 16 hour drive away? Lol