1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

My fruit brings all boys to the yard.

 

Had a poop grade night trying to put together a short block. Fucking bearings, from Clevite no less, are distorted.

 

@eon_blue I'm sorry for this I'll never bring it up again

 

Jesus will never forgive you

 

I will out-moist you every time.

 

I never liked grapefruit before but I'm suddenly inclined to go get one

 

I don't need him to forgive me. Just you

 

I'm dry

Don't do it

 

That's what KY jelly is for

Just don't get the warming sensation kind, it's like icy hot for your ween

 

You are the first male I've ever met that dislikes that term



How do you describe delicious cakes? How do you define dew laden grass? You're robbing yourself of a very useful adjective here

 

Delicious cakes are well baked, dew laden grass is just wet grass

 

Speaking from personal experience there?

It's just when you put it in a sexual way

 

Betty Crocker would disagree with you




Would you prefer to be served a clammy cake?

 

Yup, it was equally bad if not worse for the other party involved

 

I prefer a dank cake

 

Ya got me there

 

Poor thing

 

Damp

 

“One second, lemme go run this container under some hot water”