1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

When I was a preteen I was told by older more experienced kids at school to try a game and masterbate with Icy hot "see if you can finish before it gets hot"


The shit went on luke warm and within a few strokes went to the most searing pain my package has ever experienced. There was zero icy stage. Water doesn't wash it off. I spent 10 minutes in the bathroom biting and crying into a towel while I scrubbed myself with rubbing alcohol, which is an equally unpleasant experience.








I've put my dick through some real tough spots

 

We make the mistakes so you don't have to

 

Grass can be damp .. sure.


But damp cake? That sounds like it was left outside overnight

 

This story hit way to close to home except I ruined both my own night and a gals a similar way. Turns out you can be allergic to the warming lube.... I had no clue, and we both are

 

For most things in life, one friend's all you need

 

Shit sticks, that flippin sucks


I was offered to use it once by a gal but I got Vietnam flashbacks to my icy hot incident and instantly noped my way outta there

 

*Fortunate Son intensifies*

 

That's sad and completely understandable all at the same time

Wish I had better things to tell you

 

"There was zero icy stage" yeah that about sums it up lol

 

Wish I was there with you bud

 

It's life.

I guess what gets me are the people in my life that are affected in the worst ways; and those that are the worst types of people, live without worry, etc.

 

Yeah I ran out of whiskey.

 

Was he cute

 

Damn

 

Rough day?

 

I'm about to run out of whiskey here myself