Colorado B.S. Thread

I sure hope so

 

WAP = Wings and Pizza?

 

Yes, wings and pizza!

 

None of you can convince me WAP isn't wings and pizza. WAPAB is also wings and pizza and beer, and is a typical Sunday in my household.

 

WAP WAP WAP

 

Chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

I said certified baking geek, seven days a week

Fresh baked cookie, make that diet game week, woo (ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah you muchin’ up some fresh baked cookies

Bring a sweeper for the crumbs from these fresh baked cookies

Give me everything you got for these fresh baked cookies

Turn on the mixer, chef, make sure its charged

Extra large and extra hard

Put these cookies right in your face

Sniff with that nose pull out your credit card

Step right up, I wanna eat

Go to a contest, I’m gonna compete

Open my mouth, open my eyes

These cookies are fresh, not gonna lie

Fry them up like they’re some fries

Let’s roleplay, I’ll wear a disguise

I want you to park that big cookie sheet, right in this little oven

No ice cream, that make me scream

Out in public I make a scene

I love to cook, I love to clean

So let me show you how I got this trophy (ayy, ayy)

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me

Quick jump out fore’ you let me eat the entire thing

I tell him how to bake it, never tell him how he’s gotta eat

I'll chow down on him ‘fore I have a baker cookin’ me (pow pow pow)

Lick your bowl, bite your lip

Ask for a car so you can take that trip (take that trip)

You really ain’t never gotta bake em for a thang

He already made up his mind ‘fore he ate

Now get your boots and your coat for these fresh baked cookies

He bought a phone just for pictures of these fresh baked cookies

Pay my tuition with the scholarship from these fresh baked cookies

Now get in line if you wanna eat some fresh baked cookies

Look I need a hard baker, need a deep cooker

Need a milk drinker, need an Oreo eater

Not an Elmo, I need a cookie monster

With some trays in it, I need a mean oven

He got some money, that’s where I’m headed

Cookies A1, just like his credit

He got a beard, getting’ crumbs in it

I let him taste it, now he diabetic

I don’t wanna spit, I wanna gulp

I wanna gag, I wanna choke

I want these cookies to touch that lil’ dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

I bake with the fire, drink up that Dasani

Cookies going in raw and comin’ out crispy

I bake on that thing like my mom is behind me

I bake in this oven, now they tryna sign me

Your honor I’m a bake geek, ovens, mittens

Switch my chef’s hat don’t accuse me of cheatin’

Put some cookies on his plate, give him somethin’ to believe in

Never lost a bake off, but I’m lookin’ for some feedin

In the food chain, my cookies will eat ya

If you eat my cookies, you’re not a diet feeder

Double C stand for Chocolate Chip

I could make your mouth water before I ever meet ya

If you don’t bake, you can’t make cake

You can’t hurt my feelings, cause I like to bake

If he eat my cookies and ask “whose is it?”

When I bake those cookies they’re gonna spell my name

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah you eatin’ up some fresh baked cookies

Bring a sweeper for the crumbs from these fresh baked cookies

Give me everything you got for these fresh baked cookies

Now from the top, make it drop, these are some fresh baked cookies

Now get a sweeper for the crumbs from these fresh baked cookies

I’m talking cook, cook, cook, those are some fresh baked cookies

Dough in the oven, those are some fresh baked cookies

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

There’s some chores in this house

 

fastest copy/paster in the west

 

@Squeaky Penguin says air lockers never have any problems. Maybe you just need to have him take a look at it.

 

5 wheeling seasons now. Zero leaks. James has certainly had a shitty go of it though.


I have mine regulated down to like 80psi - that's like the only difference I can think of between my setup and the ARB compressors that put out like 120psi.


Someone on the trail this summer told us ARB stands for All Ready Broke.

 

Take them off and bring them by. I’ll add gussets and give ya a new nut that will be fine with spc uca’s. Or I can leave off the top plate of the gusset so it’s not any thicker.

 

We'll be there, but you already knew that

 

I’ve had mine since 2011/2012 and hasn’t had a leak. Every time I turn the locker on the compressor never cycles

 

Also at one point in time the instructions for the lockers used to say don’t have more that like 90psi to the locker.

 

I thought @Wishbone Runner 's came with a compressor. Do those compressors have a pressure limiting valve?

Watch, you and @Squeaky Penguin miswired your switches and have never actually turned your lockers on

 

Who wanted some 37's?

https://denver.craigslist.org/wto/d/dupont-sand-paddle-tires-37-general/7218215160.html

 

These have absolutely no business being on my truck, but I want them.

 

How about some 40s and some 8x6.5 beadlocks?