Whatever

How big is this mail lady?

 

Not very, maybe 115 lbs soaking wet. I don't know what she was thinking.

 

Well come to found out they sent two of the same pedestals Wrong !!! They supposed too be different!

 

Random... Our mail lady is super short and straddles her center console driving with only one foot.

 

People drive with more than one foot?

 

Umm, yeah.

But she has one foot on either side, so the point I'm making which you're trying to poke at is that her reach to her brake pedal is rather far. Don't go running out in front of her because you'll probably lose. She could really use a right hand drive though so come insured

 

Do you know if she's married??

 

Get em tiger

 

Lol, yes she is because her husband made her a pad to sit on.

The random stuff people tell you

 

How much time do you spend talking to her? I don’t even know the name of our mailman. The one UPS driver we have is kinda cool and gives the dogs treats.

 

Not very long at all, but she did introduce herself when we moved in and Rob had bumped into her outside which is how we found out about how she drives around everywhere.

I think there's only 2 or 3 drivers and our regular is Linda so it's not hard to remember.

 

Alright, alright...

I'll scratch her off the list.

 

10 minutes ago

 

Ask for consent first.

 

They're not humping

 

Wittle baby deer

 

A lot of people have open diffs bud. Two pedaling is the poor man's rear locker (rear wheel drives vehicles).

 

There is only one deer...