Whatever

We dealing with this!

 

I don’t know what this means but if you think that this P#### is gonna go cheap, you got another thing coming and it ain’t you D###!!! I do have a PB loving Golden Retriever that can be rented for a reasonable rate. Call me.

 

There’s a peeping Scott in here right now

 

@StayinStock, poll idea.

Do you wipe
A: front to back
B: back to front
C: side to side
D: swirling pattern
E: in and out.

Put me down for a B, C, D and E.

 

C: side to side

 

Shit. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. It’s fixed now.

 

You’re a trucker. Clearly B for you. The timeless and classic mud flap.

 

I like the updated options! I think you need geyser as well

https://media.giphy.com/media/O9FJvCSRW8p1u/giphy.gif

 

Speaking of which, I was sound asleep and the phone rang. Paper mill is running on fumes until they close the plant. Next to zero inventory. They are going to run out of paper today and there are no trucks till tomorrow. We have 5 trailers loaded 1 hour away from the plant. Ok I’ll be right there. What a F###### P####! So now I’ve got to go in because I can’t say no. I’m gonna make it a “Take Judge Cutey to work day”. He loves the view from the cab. Is your Goldie a nosy fukker too?

 

Ummm. That is clearly not a wiping technique.

 

fair enough.

 

Back to front : that’s what’s the wipes are for

 

Will weigh it today!

 

Yeah, she’s a PITA sometimes in the truck. Nose in my ear so I can’t see the rear view mirror, the tail slash across the face with fervor, or the lovely slobber slinger shake. She’s at her best hanging out the window with lips flapping and eyelids fluttering.

Make that hay while the sun shines $$

 

Gonna rake the leaves into piles, hardware store with wife , and maybe some painting that I’ve been dragging my feet on

 

Good morning Whatever Inc.
New poll later today.

 

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Good! You need to pipe down anyway!

 

Does this pertain to wiping ourselves or others?

 

@Pibbles99 my deer weighed in at 190 lbs. Better pic and last pic I promise.

 

What you painting and what color?