Colorado B.S. Thread

What is that?

 

In

 

that my friend is beer already scheduled for tomorrow (golf), Wednesday (bowling) and Thursday (more golf)! That leaves.....Friday (more beer)!

 

Some asshole drank all my beer again

 

Im down for that. Tall boys right?

 

Punish him by making him drink an entire rack

 

That happened to me on Saturday.

 

Well that’s different than a beer quota. That’s having a free night issue which is totally different. I thought you were saying you were past your quota on beers for the week and it’s only Monday.

 

Some people's Mondays are other people's Fridays. I too thought the same though.

 

I am comfortably numb, my battered body is feeling less pain, and my guitar playing is off by several chords. My night is complete.
Did I mention i got hit by a car a while ago? Like walking home, clipped, and left to die.

 

You mentioned cheba calling you a cab but this is the first mention of being hit..let me know if you need anything

 

Jesus!

 

I'll be fine, it was 12 days ago, can now move my left arm above my shoulder, walking was a bitch for the first few days, but I'm good now. ribs on the left side are slowly healing.

 

Glad you're doing well and the guitar is keeping you occupied in the meantime. I say this often now: people suck / I hate people.

 

Damn! Hope ya get better sooner.

 

Sorry to hear that! Glad you’re healing up! Reach out if you need anything!

 

Dude! Sorry to hear that. Hopefully karma bitch slaps the driver that hit you and ran.

 

I walked home a week ago last Wednesday. Left the bar at 7pmish, and I was fine, walked down to begin, weather was nice that day.
woke up on the sidewalk at 3amish. beat to shit, left side only, no glasses, hat or cell phone. But still had my wallet and keys.
Made it home, not gonna lie, i was hurting. Pinged my phone from my laptop, and it was in the vicinity where I woke up.
Rode the electric scooter back down, and in the same yard, found all my shit, intact, but not quite where I woke up. At first I thought I got rolled, but nothing was missing, nose wasn't bloody, but had a pretty good black left eye, raspberry cheek, and the fucked up left side.