1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I kinda farmed that one

 

I don't think that's helping your case

 

that's pretty radical but we're not gonna sweat it, dude

 

@BartMaster1234 your package just arrived friend.. you always put such care in protecting the contents. Thank you!

 

I always thought you were the super trendy type for some reason

 

How'd you know he sent me industrial strength dildos?

Do you get your package as well?

 

my crystal ball arrived last week

 

Political!

 

That’d be a joke


I’m talking about the flu vaccine obviously

 

I'm just being a smartass

I don't get vaccines because I want to die early

 

I’m definitely not gonna get a certain one, but I got the flu because, well living with my parents I feel it’s their house their rules....

I can’t remember if I got it last year or not but I got sick as hell for about two weeks in January, if I get anything similar to that this year I’ll never take it again.

 

every cigarette you smoke is 7 minutes off your student loan debt

 

Sounds kinda boring. It'd be way cooler to ride a mountain bike down the face of hoover dam into a boat full of dynamite, especially if you're 90.

 

If i live to 90 you damn right i intend to go out like that.. though I'll probably skydive without a parachute just so I can make the least amount of damage to nature