Florida B.S. Thread

Jeff, do you know anything about Rick Mathews Buick GMC in Spring Hill?

 

I am in the middle of the Atlantic right now in the Azores. I will be home tomorrow.

 

It's called an Ironman. It's a shot for men. I wouldn't expect you guys to understand.

 

i don't know what it's called, but you inhale real good on a cigarette or sigar (your choice), take a shot, chug a beer, and then exhale the smoke......it's really hard.....and tastes like crap.

 

I think it's called a Kamikaze.

 

The things people come up with. Like the Russian Candy Cane, Snowball Fight, Russian Bobsled, etc.

 

According to urbandictionary.com,

10. kamikaze

a dangerous technique that can be harmful or extremely pleasurable. the definition is when usually a man or a girl with a strap on comes running from one side of the room at full speed inserting their penis straight into the vagina or anus

 

Haha, nice.

 

I had no idea that place existed but I googled it and damn does that place looks gorgeous. I can't wait till you get stateside again.

For the rest of you to see
http://www.globalgeopark.org/Portals/1/01-News_Events/080928Azores.jpg

You mentioned a shortage of jack stands, if you want to borrow mine you're more than welcome to.

 

11. Kamikaze
A sex position. When the male grabs his testicles,and puts one on the side of the penis. Making it to appear like an airplane. Having the women spread-eagle, then running full force towards her hopefully making it in.
john: hey jess... jess: yea? John: dude i did the kamikaze on my girl. I didn't make it in, I fucking sprain my cock. jess: o shit where are you at? John: Hospital.

 

19. Kamikaze


When youre doing a girl from behind and you pull out, spit on her back, and when she turns around, you nut in her eye
"oh my gosh Jill, im still blind in my right eye after the Kamikaze Jim gave me"

 

21. Kamikaze


After farting place your head between your legs, inhale deeply (nasally or orally), and blow the charge directly into the face of the intended victim.
After a hard night on the turps I hit Dave with a Kamikaze resulting in projectile vomiting from both parties.

 

Jason, do you and Ryan have a "thing" going on?

 

"Thing" is pretty vague. We wheeled and sometimes moded together and he's been gone for six months so yeah I miss him and his pup Ava. If you were gone for six months I don't know if I'd say the same thing. Yeah, I went that far

and the fact that he's got a ton of mods to do so I'm excited to see his truck and possibly help if he doesn't finish them all before I get a chance to help lol.

 

Haha ok. So you wont miss me along with a bunch of other members I take it?

 

I never said anything about not missing anybody else, just you. You know I'm just messing though, the schmuck road goes both ways.

 

I miss Ryan, and Ryan and Stephen and Jason, and Will and John.

 

Don't forget little man Drew

 

Yeah, isn't that that dude with that big ass Tundra? Lol.

 

Yep, this one
http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/at...cial-april-citrus-ride-picture-thread-257.jpg