TW Secret Santa 2020: SIGNUPS ARE CLOSED.

Typically I travel to wherever they live, stalk them for a few days. I try to learn and memorize their patterns and routines. Once I've gathered the data I need, I throw on my paper bag hat, toss off the trench coat, and give em a twig and berries mistletoe surprise.

So what you're saying is, once I receive an anonymous package, I should disable my account and fall off the grid?

Ew. Before you go to the generic extremes, PM one of us and we can investigate.

Sometimes a ban is just so worth it though.

 

A couple of weeks ago. Looks completely ridiculous, and also hilarious.

I hope Mel Gibson is true to form in it

 

You know, it's funny. I usually get the exact opposite of that reaction People are so ungrateful

 

If they have a RTT rocks are good for stacking under tires to level it out

 

May or may not be shipping my gift early marked "Do not open til Christmas" let em stare at the box and wonder. Don't worry I'll poke holes so the 'puppy' can breathe.

 

Local organic rocks

 

Not just for RTT's. Us 'cap campers' use that trick too

 

Dang, I haven’t even gotten a name yet and you’re already sending a puppy out?

 

Haha you must have gotten yourself, congratulations you get yourself a brand new CAR

 

Got my name. This is gonna be fun. Plenty of information on my guy/gal on the interwebs!

 

What? No grand announcement for a new Mod?

(I’m assuming you’re new, I don't get out much anymore.)

In any case, congratulations! Here’s to better luck than some of your predecessors

 

You found me I need to do a better job...

 

That's my dupe account! Be nice to me! Or I'll whack ya!

 

Funny, yet oddly terrifying.

 

BUSY WORKING!?!?

Oh, that’s a good one!

 

You betcha .

 

You’re more likely to be,,, um,,,, whacking yourself with that thing