Another boring breakup story (WARNING! VERY LONG!)

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Its 2AM here, should i read this or go to sleep?

 

Read it!

 

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And then we'll arrange to kick blah blah in the balls cause... well, we are mildly jealous.

 

Wowzers.

 

Is this the details of how it happens Derek?

Just kidding

 

Longest post ever award?

 

Agreed! And OP Pics or it didn't happen! ha ha

 

Well I could have told you to break up with your girlfriend. She hangs out at frat houses and you've been trying to scam girls for a couple semesters at school. What more reason do you need.

Since you guys did break up; go out and fuck as many girls as you can. Sounds like you over-analyze everything. Stop reading into things too much.

And take a ninja pic of this milf for us all to see.

 

Do you have a cliff note version?...............

 

he wanted to mess around with other girls.

tried meeting other girls at school.

gossiped about it at work.

finally started talking to an older hot lady.

he scared her off.

she starts talking to him again.

they go out for drinks and make out.

he and his girlfriend break up.

 

WOW good one

I should be studying instead of being on here...

 

You need to get better at covering your tracks if you are gonna be a player. Damn! You coulda gotten your ass killed. Oh, well. Practice makes perfect.

 

All that and you didnt even get laid? Spend more time on your game than typing!
Come on dude!

 

I can't belive I read this whole f'n thing.....Well... I want details just like the Seinfeld episode...Start with when her age...and take a phone pic if possible.