Another boring breakup story (WARNING! VERY LONG!)

Nobody scored?

I want my 10 minutes back and why the fuck did your font change half way through the story?

 

I say that going forward, all of these type of posts have to end up with a homerun, and/or UG worth pics of one of the involved ladies or the OP gets banned.

 

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Here's how this story should have gone:

I have been bored with my girlfriend for some time now. She is a nice girl and we have fun together, but I do not see us being together forever.

I am taking a class with a hot, older lady and have been chatting with her over the course of the semester.

I was at a party with my girlfriend and we ran into the MILF from class. It was slightly awkward, but after a few drinks we all started loosening up a bit. After a bit, my gorlfriend went off to the bathroom, by then, the MILF had wandered away. My girl was gone a bout 15 minutes so I decided to go to the 2nd floor to look for her. there was no one in the bathroom , but I heard voices from the room across the hall. I opened the door and much to my surprise, my girl and the MILF were sitting on the edge of the bed making out. I was a little embarrassed and went to leave, but they both beckoned me to watch and possibly join them. I just so happened to have a 14.1 megapixel SLR with me and the pictures can be found here: *link to UG*


Much shorter and the OP would be a hero.

 

ok...but you better bang this lady then.....or get the penthouse edition where ya did.

 

Hardly, just trying to help out.

 

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We need to spice the original post up a bit. Chris, can you insert the following pictures at the appropriate spots please.

Girlfriend:



Cute girl in class:



MILF:

 

Yes, this is more like it.

 

Hmm, you're right. Not my intention though. Should I change one of them?