1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Except I wouldn't know what to do with the other 44 cylinders

 

And to never hit a speed bump ever

 

Send It

 

I'm a cabbage when it comes to power lol. I only know how to hit full send mode when its 2cyls or less ... and there's a governor involved


When I drive "aggressive" in the 4cyl I bury the accelerator and still shift before 4k and that makes me feel like a racecar driver

 

You really are an old man

 

Now with walk-in access!

 

Guess you better open up that axle after all

 

Yea. Fur shur as you kids would say.

I like going fast on 2 wheels... but 60mph on a hopped up 125cc moped that ways maybe 80 pounds is my definition of fast


I'm too scared to ride a real motorcycle

 

Is she hot?

TW needs to know

 

I can give you tips on sleeping in the bed of your truck if you'd like, I learned a pretty nifty mattress set up for cheap

 

Yeah my 2 wheel days are over; but because of other drivers

 

Gosh that looks purdy! Makes me wanna do it to my truck! But I'll need a bicycle or something so I can still make it to work

 

Time to join the monastery

 

Yea that's why I stopped.. got cut off on a on ramp for an overpass by in inattentive driver. In the rain. Had to lock up the brakes and my front disk brake cable snapped.. rear end fish tailed on me and I laid it over.

Thankfully I was only going maybe 30 and always wore full gear.

 

You still got your hands...

Speaking of; wonder how @jbrandt recovery is going?

 

Damn

Full gear is always a must!

Talking to @xtremewlr makes me want to get back into it sometimes though...

My closest experience was on I5 in southern CA where an SUV flew by from behind me swerving in and out of lanes.

It was at night, and I turned to look over at my blind only to see no one when suddenly the SUV skirts beside me fast as well. I think if I would've moved sooner, or quicker, it would've resulted in something else.

SUV didn't even have lights on at all which is why I didn't see it.

 

I actually thought I wanted to do that when I was 13... noped right outta that career path with about 2 months worth of research at a *gasp* library ... reading actual books and using the microfilm machine

It was an old poor library

 

I just looked it up and the average salary of a monk in the US is $64k/year, goddamn that's a lot more than I would have guessed lol

 

Holy shit sticks.. that's a butt puckering moment! I thankfully never went on the highway and stuck to roads with max 45mph and 2 lanes tops.. I felt safer lol

 

That's more than I make