Name this tree..

Dorothy? You'd shit in Dorothy's mouth?

Are you German?

 

Toilet tree might be basic and crude but also could be a play on words. Church it up like Toilettree. It’s fancy now

 

Fuck I’d shit in totos mouth.

 

I like skidoo. He keeps me entertained on the pictures thread #memeking.

 

I’ve been pissing on this one for the last 4 days and still can’t think of a name. My wife keeps saying son of a bitch but I don’t think that’s a good name for a tree.

 

Kohler

 

If you're looking for a serious name, take a page from U2

The Joshua Tree

 

I Toto what you’re saying.

 

Keep em coming!!

I’m not going to use it as a toilet because I don’t want to kill it, also my dogs drink from it. Besides I’m digging a latrine farther down the path that will have a clever toilet based name.

since it’s in the middle of my “family” Campground I would prefer a non toilet based name.

also, I’m thinking of putting something in the hole, maybe a large metal pipe or other interesting object, so that as the tree grows it will grow around the object.

ideas for what to put in there are also welcome!!

 

I like where this is headed...

 

Yes! Bring on the smart names!
i have hopes that my grandkids can someday look at this, much larger, and be inspired

 

Could be a maple...

 

Keep it coming!! Cool names btw

 

I like it! Not exactly nail on the head... but good

 

Toilet Tree works for me!

 

Rabbit hole to Wonderland.

I mean you are already fertilizing it that way, right?

Any chance your wife, daughter or even the previous land owner is named Alice?

 

Just to give y’all an idea of what the area looks like.. This is after a couple weeks clearing by hand in my spare time.


This is what it looked like when I started..


Im getting married in April and we’ve decided to have the ceremony and reception back there. So it will be a special place for our family to enjoy for years, maybe generations to come.

 

Yes I am fertilizing with bunny poo, we have meat rabbits who produce mountains of great fertilizer.
YES my daughter and my Mom are named Alice..

 

Kinda has that rabbit barb if you know what I mean.