1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Yes hello, is this a locksmith?

 

screw that, I'd be donating it to Cars for Kids if I saw that under my handle

 

Justice was served

 

I had a modem once that said on the back "for troubleshooting info, visit our website"

 

How many people name their cars? I don't remember any of my parents, family, or friends growing up that named their cars. They grew up around farms and people just didn't attach names to a motor powered vehicle Maybe a popular cousin had a 52 Ford that he named "The Blue Goose" after a popular drive-in.




With the exception of one woman across the street that named her seafoam green 1959 Ford Fairlane 4-door hardtop. That she named Betty Greene.

It kinds of made me crazy when I would talk to them the there would be some argument about who would get to drive Betty.



We always used descriptive names like The Truck, The Wagon, The Chevy, The Olds, The Pontiac.

Now I refer to the cars in my driveway as the 98, 99, the Civic, Tacoma, and 470.

I see some people naming their rigs like Emelda, Johathan, Dusty, and The King.

I would rather not have to think about naming a piece of equipment.

 

I'm all ears for the solution because my buddy has the same problem

 

I think its weird and somewhat creepy. Mostly a chick thing too. I just refer to my truck as "red" since its the only red vehicle in my family.

 

When I was a teen I named my package "The General" because he was in charge of all my little soldiers.... but no I never named my vehicles




Actually now that I think about it, I used to jokingly call my windowless Astro Van "ChMakaReW" (pronounced chamakarue)
Because I got so many pedo jokes what with driving a rape van. ChMakaReW was an acronym for "Chester the Molester aka the Rectum Wrecker" .... but those were simpler times

 

I remember Roy Rogers and Pat Evans riding in their famous Jeep.
NELLYBELLE

 

Sure, I call mine the Financial Mistake.

 

My 900mb upload speed > your internet

 

Outlets with Ground >>> 1950's Wiring

 

Last truck I called the ram. (Obv reasons) It Got burned down and the slug replaced it, so me and the gf just call it the "mini truck" lol

 

Things seem to last longer when u give them a title or label

 

Even got the same size and diameter Glass pack as my last truck in honor.


Now that I think about it I have the burnt exhaust tip from that truck in the back of the slug, need to put it on the truck I forgot about it

 

Looks at the Silver Slut*


That doesn’t seem right