Whatever

See what I said sir? It’s the way you whisper. Absolutely irresistible! And deer corn, well that’s just cheating.

 

This is how you feel just before you get banned.

 

It must have been late August/early September when I received a frantic phone call from @TacomaDave whilst I was at work trying my damnedest (<-- that don't look right) to provide a modest, yet maintaining the poverty line, living for my Stockian brood. It seems as though he'd had a run-in with @Red Mud Ray at the local watering hole (Cletus's Tavern and Good Foods). Ray staggered in all 'three sheets to the wind' while Dave was trying his best to conjure up some foofoo from some drunk biker gal over by the jukebox. Anyhow, Ray needed $35 to pay for a night at Vera's Country Inn and Sweets. Well, that pissed Dave off something fierce. Not only had Ray interrupted his attempt at a night of passion and resentment; ol' Dave didn't have $35 to spare due to losing all of his money in a strip poker game with his cousins. And Cletus and Vera. Well, Ray got pissed as all get out; he stammered out of that tavern all red-faced and cussin up a storm. Kicked ol' Dave's 3 speed Huffy over, yes he did. Dave came unglued!! He ran out of that joint as hard as he could go claiming how Ray had just earned hisself a 55 gallon drum of pure old ass whoopin! Well Dave swung at Ray and Ray swung at Dave (neither connected) and the last memory either of them have of that Tuesday afternoon was that big ol biker gal riding off on that Huffy hollerin, "ya'll dun f@cked up now!"

 

Where?

 

I get bored

 

Boredom spawns some of the best stuff!

 

Not in Bob’s case