Whatever

They pretty crispy even though they don’t look it

 

@Taco critter...



in yer profession, have you ever seen people who CAN drive???





i didnt think so

 

sir

 

Good Morning Whatever people

Slept like shit last night and am going to live off coffee today. Work sucked yesterday and I'm expecting another shit show today, joy. We began requirements gathering this week so I'm reminded how much I hate it all (lots of arguments and silent pauses on calls all day). 5 hours of meetings today and we'll see how much, if any of that time I get back

One of my cousins also messaged me last night asking if we were open for a visit in because he was feeling a little home sick for the "midwest". I've rarely talked to him and only met him as a teenager but I'm hoping he makes it out. My dad's family has always been out east and us out west, so we've never been close. It would be fun to reconnect as adults since they're probably the only part of our family we have anything in common with. Guess we'll see what 2021 brings

Also, thinking about people born in 2000 being of legal drinking age...oh my, I feel old

 

I don't think it is possible for them to forget something that they didn't know in the first place.

 

You're not old! Now tighten those boot straps and paint that hair purple so we can have a look!

 

I heard she sang a good song
I heard she had style
And so I came to see her
To listen for awhile
And there she was this young girl
A stranger to my eyes
Strumming my pain with her fingers
Singing my life with her words
Killing me softly with her song
Killing me softly

Spoiler

with her song

 

It's in my head and refuses to come out.

 

Ice cream chemicals getting to you again?

 

We use our share of anhydrous.

 

Does it still count if its coffee and you're at home?

 

Beams of fire sweep through my head
Thrusts of pain increasingly engaged
Sensory receptors succumb
I'm no one now, only agony
My crimson liquid so frantically spilled
The ruby fluid of life unleashed


lyrics to the song stuck in my head right now probably because I've been listening to it obsessively

 

Good morning, picked up an extra job today. Rich ass client that bought a 2000$ artificial tree needs help assembling. The first one arrived and did not work as advertised. She called the company about it, they told her they will send her a new one and just toss the old one hopefully I don't end up like the pillow

 

A...$2000...artificial tree?

 

Bet it's a balsam hill one. They're really beautiful trees.

 

A tree is a tree.
A poolman hates trees, ask @TooTallJAMZ

 

It's a fake one. No stray leaves and needles to fall in the pool.

Artificial should be your favorite!

 

The one we have has two different types of needles. Its sheds almost worse than a real tree. The one today is approximately 10 feet and covered in a light flicking. I am allergic to the synthetic snow. Should be a fun time trying to figure out electrical issues with my wife standing over me.

 

Fake tits too, or just the tree?

 

Lol. I have no idea.