Corrupt a Wish Game

Rules: First person makes with a wish. Second person responds to post with a negative outcome. Then second person makes a wish so forth and so on.

I.E. Person 1 "I wish I had a million dollars"
Person 2 "Granted, but its Monopoly money"
Person 2 "I wish etc."

 

I wish someone would have searched and realized this has been done before.

Haha, had to say it, but now I'm looking forward to seeing how someone corrupts my wish

 

I wish I wasn't tall

 

But then you wouldn't be able to get in your truck.

 

granted now your 2 feet tall


I wish I was superman

 

Granted, your sex change operation from supergirl is complete.

I wish it would snow.

 

granted it snowed 32 feet in one night and is still snowing

The day after tomorrow is coming thanks a hole


I wish toyota would fix stuff they are supposed to fix

 

Granted they did, but now your tires break all the time.

I wish I did search before i posted this, now I'm that guy.

 

Granted, you searched and overloaded your computer with responses and it burned your house down.

I wish I could pilot an airplane

 

Granted you get your pilot license you just wrecked and cant fly anymore

Wish I was a bazillonairekadrillionquadflahsyisaire (a lot of money)

 

Granted but you bought a hooker and got ghonnasyphilherpilaids

I wish I didn't have to work a BS job

 

Id deal with all that lol


Granted now you dont have a job hahaha




Wish I would have gotten a A on my final ugh

 

Granted they said not to come back....


Wish I felt better about my stupid grade

 

Granted, now you're having a nervous breakdown due to the added stress.

I wish it would snow finally!

 

Granted but then you wreck the boss's car your demoted again


edit


granted it snowed 42 feet and 6 inches stop your bitching start shoveling

Wish I could ddo everything to my taco at once instead of pacing myself...

 

Granted... You come home to find your truck stripped and on blocks. All your sweet add-ons have been stolen and your crappy insurance isn't covering it.

I wish I owned a house and didn't have to pay rent anymore.

 

F***

Granted but you come home and find it in a sink hole and your shaddy insurance doesnt cover sink holes (ouch)


wish I could live a long and prosperous life.

 

Granted, your girl leaves you, your dog runs away and you get a bunch of bad press in becoming rich so no one will be seen with you in public, enjoy your long life of solitude!

I wish I was a better athlete

 

Granted some crazy guy cuts off your legs below the knees.


I wish I would change the world for good. In a good way

 

Granted you did. Turns out Good is an evil mastermind's name who wants to rule the world.
Shoulda read the fine print a hole.

I wish people would buy whatever I post for sale.