Colorado B.S. Thread

Those threads got wild. I loved it. My kinda party.

 

Hopefull you mean Taco Truck where they serve tacos, not your taco.

 

People complain about my shit posting but the third gen owners can really, really make me look dumb.

 

Speaking of Houston, there's someone in Dallas interested in my Rock Warrior wheels. Is there nobody closer that is interested? Do I just need to push them down the stairs and let them sit in the basement until I can find a sale that allows me to be lazy?

 

Yes taco truck food truck.


Did you drive down chenango where its one lane each way but wide enough to be 3 each way? That's where he hit it. It was parked on the shoulder and he "lost control" and hit it. I suspect he was texting and driving.


In the month before he got a red light ticket (didn't notice because texting and driving), rear ended someone (texting and driving), backed into someone, hit a parking bollard, and got a speeding ticket (texting and driving) Surprised they didn't take his license

 

Lower your price. They are very nice. Really. Just not as nice as you think they are

 

Different type of dumb. Some TGT guys think they are absolute hero's. You on the other hand are dumb like the rest of the people that have gone full circle, just like me . I got my attitude from the shop I work at. Very dark humor, I love it.

 

I gotta offset buying a 2nd gen in peak used market!

 

I think that's where I had the traction control off and kept tapping the gas to get the rear end to kick out a bit… I didn't hit anything though. There's a reason I gave you the strong beer while I snuck a 4%…

 

What kind of shop do you work at?

When I was in HS I worked at a fabrication shop and got to BS with lots of old school Pirate4x4 type wheelers so i learned how to talk real shit without making it actually personal

 

I think I just need to separate the tires from the wheels and then they'll sell faster. People seem to have some weird fetish about their preferred tire brand/model/size/33's/285's.

 

You did not have to bring me that beer but I sure did appreciate it

Poking at the truck and BSing was a good time, glad you were able to make it out

 

Probably, yes.

 

I guess I should just bite the bullet and put the FJ wheels on the truck (after getting TPMS installed) and then it's easier for me to remove the tires from the wheels.

 

Machine shop I get to manage idiots with @CG256

 

I think we'd get along alright...if you weren't a third gen owner


I am no machinist but I pretend to be a fabricator. Two of my bestest buds are machinists and they make art

 

No sweat. What part of Centennial? It's pretty wide








BTW I'm not the type of person to tell anyone to go fuck themself. I usually tell them to eat my ass instead

 

I make cool shit to normies. Pretty boring tbh. Fucking with coworkers gets me through the day, literally and metaphorically.

I own two old man tan rav4s so I'm sure we'd be okay as long as you don't take advantage of my tight ass.

 

TBH I'm not usually a person to give a shit about dark humor either growing up in Boston but Colorado for the past 10 years has made me soft again, as did the bottle of tequila I was drinking last night apparently. Just cracked open a pliny the elder so it's a bit more of a mellow night here.

S Locust way, right off Araphoe by Holly park/resevoir. I don't miss DTC commutes one bit. Working from home now which is so incredibly nice. For the record I owned a first gen for 10 years too. Miss that thing but also love my 3rd gen. That thread was absolutely hilarious though, bunch of idiots that think they know something.

 

Where does one find Pliny these days? Haven't seen it in awhile.