3rd Gen Overlanders Rejoice!

Have you ever been bummed that you have your RTT, shovel, hi lift and max tracks all loaded up and the only place you can go is the mall?
What kind of social media pictures can you post at the mall? I mean, what will your 732 followers think if your truck has one wheel sitting on the curb at Bed, Bath and Beyond and your truck is still gleaming from that fresh coat of ceramic after you spent two days clay barring the damn thing?
I mean, you spent $50K on the TRD Offroad with the cool spacer lift and 285 K02's right?


Well, have no fear, hiPSI is here with the solution!

That's right!!! Spray on mud! You can now breath a deep sigh of relief that you can keep your followers happy (and let your dreams of becoming an influencer alive) and never have to leave the pavement again! Hum along to your aggressive tire whine and whistle with the aftermarket exhaust drone with mud all over your truck, even though your big expedition was to the drive thru of Chick Filet!
Overlanders rejoice!

 

wtf has everyone been drinking today

 

oh HELL yeah!

 

I love being chased by mall security, it's funny to watch them try to keep up in their little golf cart.

 

Coffee.

Might run to the brewery and pick up a 20 dollar can of chocolate milkshake peanut butter smore stout soon.

 

Now this, this is a thread I can get behind!

 

Finally, a mod within reach for me.

 

As long as it isn’t on the top shelf.

 

@RyanL needs some!

 

Is this all natural organic with no fillers? Vegan friendly and gluten free? Bio degradable I hope?

 

@hiPSI so you’re telling me I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time slinging stinky South Carolina butt mud on the side of my truck to feel cool?! Wtf man! Why you hold out on telling us this long?!

 

It'll go great with their muddy Nordstrom jeans.

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245

 

I <3 friday

 

You have to turn in your DIY man card to purchase this though.

Of course that may not be a disturbing thing for 'influencers'.

 

Oooh,Sorry. Spray On Mudtm is made from a concentrated mixture of whale oil and soil from the Bakken Oil Fields mixed with a volumizing "filler" comprised of non-reclaimed virgin Monsanto GMO corn cob media.

Transportation is handled by @hiPSI Transportation Network's fleet of aging coal freighters/steam locomotives and red-diesel fueled deuce and a half trucks.

 

Will this catch white perch if used as an
attractant on jigs ? asking for a friend