1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

We have 6 Mexican food restaurants in my little burb all running under different names. They all have the same menu. Chips and salsa are the same. Just depends on the location. Item #1 on every lunch menu is Speedy Gonzalez.

I ought to get a copy of a menu to see if it's different from a socal restaurant.

 

That definitely wouldn't fly here

 

Some places don't because of state gun laws and liability issues. If they accidentally ship a product that is not CA legal to CA they could get major fucked.

Unfortunately have the same issues with certain retailers for CO as well.

 

deep fried cheesed stuff jalapenos ftw


Its the only thing I know on their menu

 

I get that, but I was just trying to send a gift card to my cousin lol. Shipped from their store in MO to his house in MO, as soon as I entered my billing address it said "We can't take payment from CA"

I get the feeling they didn't mean for it to apply to gift cards and I probably could have called and sorted it out, but my other cousin is going to take care of it so he gets it on time

 

we don't want your dirty hippie money. We only take dirty redneck money.

 

Same thing. Legal issue to make sure you're not shipping to him to have him ship you non legal shit.

Not saying it makes sense and I think it's stupid too

 

Ahhh yeah that makes sense.

I'm disappointed in myself I didn't figure that out, that seems like a good idea actually

 

Spoiler alert.... I live my entire life in the realm of following double entendre to their completion

 

jokes on them I was born there, I'll always be one no matter how hard I try not to be...why do you think I have long hair, to hide my red neck

 

Accurate

 

You can take the boy out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the boy.

 

FTFY to more accurately reflect Independence, MO

 

Fun fact Taco Bell tried to introduce themselves to Mexico twice and failed both times. First time, they were too expensive. Second time... all the local population was quoted as saying "what the cock is this shit?"

 

So you're saying instead of calling Independence, I should call it Methdependence?

 

Fuck me, since Tuesday I've been eating like a damn fat kid.

Woofing down a ton of those chocolate chip cookies my girl ordered for me from a local baker, and I just had some home made chocolate flan cake.

 

You could probably figure out a way to deal with it if you really put your big head to it

 

She's got you bagged.. When's the wedding?