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About to go brave Lowes to get some zipwall zippers for the garage, moving a couple of recliners into the house to make room for mine and hubbys saws and big assed tools then im spending the day on a ladder wiring lights and outlets in the garage finally. Got one of those turbo propane heaters so it shouldnt suck too badly.

 

Nothing like the greasy one-turd'er that requires half a roll of TP.

 

My dear neighbors gave me a Lowes GC. Gonna make my way there in the next day or so.

Be safe

 

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow.. you know the rest.

I had a lot of coffee this morning.

 

-OR-

A turd crawling up the side of the bowl that wants to go back in the butt hole.

 

WTF?

 

Good lord people....balls and shittin'. We're going to scare away the new people.

 

I took one at work the other day that wouldn't break off. I had to start standing up, but unfortunately the toilet has one of those auto flush valves. Needless to say I'm glad I had extra work pants.

 

I think it's too late.

 

I totally blame the ball one on myself. I'm my owns biggest fan, of course.

 

Don't forget the Niagara Falls effect when you flush.

 

The worst part is it's super sensitive so if you even just slightly lean forward it'll flush... I still only like to use that bathroom as it's secluded, quiet, and clean. Perks of being in maintenance and having keys for everything.

 

So, it flushes while taking a dump and your pants get soaking wet. It's probably fun if you're having the Hershey squirts.

 

Nah, I have a big ass so no water escapes.