1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Must be a pretty fragile system of beliefs if nudity and cussing can break it. The invention is kinda hilarious.

 

Need to edit the file so that it does the opposite.

 

There was so much shame involved that even hand holding was taboo

 

Most people who know me say it's a wonder that I turned out so well adjusted despite all of it

 

My daughter got three baby smart phone toys for Christmas from different family members lol. I'm so tired of the songs already...but on the bright side she doesn't chew on my phone anymore.

 

I would play GTA and Forza Motorsports with mine. They all grew up to be conservative types. I'm the wild one in the family.

 

You bet. Cold and rainy here.

 

We have a hunter coming to hunt tomorrow, no partying for me tonight

 

Quitter

 

Here I was thinking this was normal

 

@Kwikvette this looks like it would taste awesome

 

Can’t get hammered and drive at midnight

 

True

But you could drive there now and then get hammered

 

I've been thinking today was Friday.

 

Watching movies was big in our house growing up. They let me watch R-rated movies when I was a toddler. I saw the original Halloween when I was 6 or 7 and Fatal Attraction when I was 9 or 10. I would say that I still turned out fine but that would be a lie.

 

I saw my first rated R movie with my cousin when I was 9 and felt so guilty afterward I prayed to Jesus to forgive me and not send me to hell

 

That reminds me, I saw the Exorcist when I was a kid too. That scared the religion out of me.

 

I saw it when I was 16 with my girlfriend at a drive-in theater. No lovemaking that night. Bad idea.

 

That’s not how it works

 

That's not how you Adapt. Improvise. Overcome