Best scam email ever

Honestly, who the hell expects anyone to fall for that?

 

I fell for it. It's real. UPS says the package with my money in it is being delivered by the klingons via uranus.

 

Holy shit.

Klingons thats funny right cher

 

Another form of the Nigerian scam. It's sad but people do fall for it. That's why they keep doing it. According to a Snopes article, the losses from the Nigerian scam just in 1997 was $100 million.

 

Scam: Home Depot customers beware!!


Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree, and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, Twice on the 12th, 15th, 19th, & 25th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 5th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So, be careful!!

 

I've won the Australian lottery twice so far this year alone.

 

Sign me up. I need the money so I can go back to home depot!

 

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomorate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base. Further
more your details (e-mail address) fall within our African representative office in, West Africa, as indicated in your play
coupon and your prize of US$500,000 will be released to you from this regional branch office in Africa.
We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end ofyear high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw. HOW TO CLAIM
YOUR PRIZE Simply contact our fiducial agent In Africa,

 

Did you not read the Home Depot scam? When I said sign me up, it goes with that one.
I've had those before in my mail. I've seen them from Canada also.

 

I never entered the $1.3 billion draw the first time I won this lottery. Definitely going to do it this time!

 

This woman lost $400,000 to the Nigerian scam:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,453125,00.html

The worst part is her relatives and her bank all told her it was a scam but she wouldn't stop sending money.

 

Awesome!

 

I'm going to make more trips to home of pot, with my "decoy" wallet