Tell me that don't sink!!

I'm at work in a front end loader that a guy has been smoking Cheyenne cigars in for 3 years every day! It is so bad that I really think I'm going to be sick! What is the worst smell you guys have had the pleasure of smelling?

 

A rat that my wifes pet snake threw up and sat under a heat lamp for 8 hours. That is far worse than anything I've ever smelled in my life.

 

A Turkey Buzzard that was flying overhead and either shit or threw up on the handlebars of my mt bike while riding some trails.

and yes.....there was splatter.

 

I worked in an emergency room and a guy came in because he ran out of colostomy bags. Basically all his stomach bile and whatever passed through his stomach had drained onto his clothes over the past few hours and I had to help him get undressed. It was like he had vomited all over himself and left it there for a few hours, only worse.

 

I dont even know what it was but I was doing clinicals at the ER.

This guy came in no idea what was going on because I caught a wiff and instantly through up in my mouth but force it back down.

I started breathing out of my mouth while watching and somehow I caught another smell, almost lost it.

It was horrific

 

Concentrated Jalapeno. It was only a gallon added to a 8000 gallon tank full of rum. It almost knocked me off the catwalk. My eyes burned and I couldn't breathe.

 

A bottle of chew spit that had been sitting in a locked up car for a week in 90 degree weather. Upon opening the car door after being gone for a week long backpacking trip I dam near threw up. I was looking for a good reason to quit and that did it!

 

Jap flavored rum!!! That sounds awesome!

 

my tossed cookies from the all you can eat ribs and a mixture of alotta beer/jager/jack daniels/mudslides the night before. a huge pile of it that turned the carpet black.

 

GI bleed!!!!

 

Thought mine was bad!

 

when I was out in afghanistan, I was out at East River Range with some PJ's and a local herder came up with a limp, tuns out he had a toenail ingrown so bad it had turned gangrene...I caught a shif from about 10 feet and lost my cookies behind one of our tacoma's. I would honestly rather be shot or beaten than have to smell that smell again.

 

Sometimes i help the guys i work with move the remains of a person in a casket to another to fit room in a krypt. Nothing can top that smell..

 

Dead bodies... Once you smell it, you never forget it... Yuck.

 

Back in high school, we went on a tour of sewage treatment plant. Now I know how everybody's shit smells like.

 

Where do you work?

 

I will second that one... although I recently started after a chew free year due to exam week...

 

I work at Providence Park Cemetery, my Fam owns it so working here aint that bad. I sand blast people's names on shutters that go in the Mausoleum. I make good money, but it's different.. Lol

 

When I lived at home w/ my parents we had a really really bad smell in our living room. Thinking one of the animals got sick or went to the bathroom in there, mom had all the carpets, couches, and chairs professionaly cleaned. The smell still didn't go away. She asked me if I would look up the chimney to see if something fell down and died in there. I opened the doors, and the smell instantly made me gag. I covered my face w/ a towl and proceded to get in the fireplace (out house was really old and the fireplace was big enought for me to get in and stand up in). I opened the flu and stood up. turned the flashlight on and about 6 inches away from my face was a dead raccoon cover in maggets. It was in the middle of the summer so it had to be 80+ degrees in there. I was able to keep from getting sick just long enought for me to get to the bathroom. It was the worst smell I've ever smelled in my entire life. Whats worst is that my mom made (paid) me to get rid of it. One of the most disguisting things I've ever done. The smell was in our house for about 4 days. Finally we started a fire and burned the stench out. When I think about the smell I gag.