Colorado B.S. Thread

Where's that trailhead? I don't recognize it. I assume there is a nearby "Starbucks" amenity, though.

 

Well, there should be a small vacuum IF the BLM moves their office back to DC in the next few years. #NotPoliticsJustAnObservation

 

I'm sure you're family with The Shane Company just off Araphoe Rd and Emporia St, one half mile east of I-25. Its not too far from there

 

FWIW the cool kids actually call it Par Med now. We're having a meet to take pics of our trucks flexing on each other's tires and seeing who has the brightest Amazon LEDs

 

My original post was going to be
Nah man, I would be looking for new housing if I had any association with blood diamonds.

But I decided to quickly look. Dang. Things have changed.

https://www.shaneco.com/conflict-free-diamonds

That's either tricky wording, or those are more morally acceptable than owning modern electronics.

 

I only hang out with people who have Alibaba lights these days.

 

I bought Wish led headlights and they were paper clip sized

 

BTW congratulations on the proposal! When is the baby due??

 

She's already 4 years old.

 

I'd like to move back home to the Black Hills in 5 years or so. The wife needs to keep teaching at the same school for a few more years in order to get her loans forgiven, otherwise we'd have been tf out of here a while ago. I'd love to take my CO salary back home and be able to piss off my back porch with only the ponderosas watching.

 

You do make it sound pretty nice out there. What does she teach?


We are still looking for a tutor for @johntoyota

 

Luckily for him, she's an elementary special education teacher / learning specialist. Also an English dork. So super good at the book stuffs.

 

Y'all are ruthless.

 

After our July 4th trip to Deadwood my wife fell that much more in love with the general area, I can work anywhere...

 

One of my best buds is a math teacher

Ruth? No sir never met her

 

Ruth lives down the street. I watch her pup, Madeline frequently.

 

That's a cute pupper dogger. She is in good hands with you. I expect you feed her only the finest artisanal treats

 

Definitely. They both get homemade peanut butter & applesauce cookies that I bake.

 

I'm not allowed to come home? I don't belong here

 

Seriously. The pizza at Hot Tomato is junk. The mountain biking trails are crap and overrun. The camping is overrun. There's too much silt at McInnis Canyons National Conservation Area. and so on.