1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

When you work with your hands for a living, they're rough enough to take the place of a loofah

 

I need to get one of those electronic nose hair trimmers, I use a small pair of grooming scissors and that shit hurts like hell when you accidentally stab the inside of your nose lol.

 

Masturbating must be quite painful

 

That's what I used to do... but you get to a point where they grow too fast and you start crying uncontrollably plucking that many

 

Lol

No way; pulling them out has become painless.

Combing your beard and having that shit tangled...now that's painful.

It's pretty short now but still tangles.

 

But then I can't use them as a loofah

 

You telling me elephants are actually black? Just ashy?

 

That's hard-core... I can't imagine becoming desensitized to that pain lol

And I used to pluck all my facial hair as a teenager

 

Using dead skin to clean dead skin, it's sort of poetic I guess

 

Someone's getting a round house if they plucked my facial hair

 

It's how I remain carbon neutral

 

Mine grew in patchier than Miguel's so it was easy to do

 

Miguel's are pressed-on; he's got no facial hair.

 

Electric shaver>

 

Its Brazilian. High end

 

For what though?

 

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