Where to keep Smart Key

Where does everyone keep there Smart Key while driving? I've been trying to find a good spot to keep it and I haven't came up with anything great....

I put mine in the odd shaped squareish cup holder?

 

Don’t your clothes have pockets?

 

Pocket

 

You don't drive your truck naked?

 

butt?

That skin suit has one pocket

 

Prison pocket

 

Pocket!

 

In my pocket

 

Well yeah, but I still bring my clothes in case I have to go into a store

 

I am not a fan of things in my pocket while driving. Phone on charger and wallet in center console. Key in weird square spot

 

I keep it between my man boobs and beer belly.

 

Wait. You guys don’t leave your smart key in the truck all the time?

 

I use the small square spot in the center console. Works perfect for that.

 

In a faraday bag so you can still accidentally lock yourself out of it. lol

 

Don’t forget the foreskin. The remote stuffed in and the keys dangling in the sun light; it purddy.

 

That's a terrible visual

 

Pocket. It's nice to never have to remove it from my pocket.

 

I'm currently beta-testing a body molle panel, It only needs nipples and belly button as points of attachment.

Patent Pending.

 

And it is only Monday.