Charlotte, NC area: hate on OP, houses, boats & hoes

I just started funding a 401k (3%) for the first time in my life, at 33.5yrs old

How soon before I can retire rich?

 

Tomorrow

 

Yesterday.

 

I closed out my 401k in June... paid off all my bills and am sitting pretty and no I'm not going to pay the IRS, fuck them! Now I just put single dollar bills in my shoe boxes as savings and throw all my coins in the wishing fountain at work. It's the third urinal in the rear bathroom... last guy won $100k scratch off after dropping in some pennies!

 

Can you drop a pin for coordinates to said urinal??

Imma bout to have to move back in with my mom and haven't eaten in 3 days.

 

Wishing fountain at work?! I’m in the wrong line of work.

 

Where is the best place in our area to buy a two seater kayak like the one below?



I don't need the best of the best. looking for something used. I'm not fishing or anything just cruising.

 

Get a canoe.

 

@Bannerman @ovrlndkull are the subject matter experts on this.

 

Why don't you get a canoe and come booze cruise with me

 

I only do inflatables now... if ya know what I mean!

 

Also a canoe holds more booze... just a valid point on my initial jackass comment.

 

No canoe..no worries.

 

I have to be able to paddle home

 

what's the largest size Yeti cooler that will fit?

 

That is awesome.

That is also how I drown

 

If you are looking to buy a new one then we can reccommend some places since you are looking to buy used look at the usual suspects for classified ads. Any of the entry level ones will be fine.