My first new vehicle (Longest INTRO thread)

haha! you didn't even say anything! you're suppose to say "listen here you yound whipper snapper....." and follow it up with something. you just kind of trailed off. Hey Roland, your senility is showing!

 

My fleet is larger than your fleet.

 

i dunno, my fleet is pretty big. one friend alone has 7 boats (although only 1 runs). but we have the tactical advantage. my entire fleet is comprised of piece of shit boats that none of us mind sinking in the name of drunken victory, i have a feeling you or no one you know would want to damage their vessel. If the thought of a 23 foot grady white slamming into your ship sends shivers down your spine you may wanna walk away from this one.... Matey!

 

That's your FRIENDS boats. My fleet is 87' long if I line them bow to stern..... And they all work. Besides if we start counting friends several of mine have cannons on board

 

bring it!!!

 

It'd actually be easier if YOU bring it. You can tow your boat with your tacoma. It'd take an 18 wheeler with escort and a bunch of oversize permits to bring mine to you.

 

i'm gonna sink that heap!

 

Hey nd...there is NO way you are going to win this. However, I don't expect that to keep you from trying.

 

you know me so well

 

That would be a waste of an awful lot of good drink

 

You guys haven't gotten any nicer. You're tearing our family apart.

 

i'd be willing to take it easy on you if you surrender half your booze to me

 

You're an only child?

 

That might exceed the coast guard approved capacity of your vessel putting you at risk of sinking..... Hmm that might be plan B

 

I question if his boat will float with passengers, let alone cargo....

 

Holy shit! Roland is psychic!

 

im resurrecting this thread for closing/deleting purposes

 

Poop.

 

i know i always have the best ideas on the site...