Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Relabeled spaghettios

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Oof

An Ohio graduate student was killed in a freak accident when her head got crushed between her car door and a toll booth in a parking garage, according to a report.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/ohio-state-student-killed-in-freak-parking-garage-accident/

 

Big Oof, but not a freak accident.
"Strauss dropped her credit card while trying to pay for parking via a machine, then accidentally stepped on the gas while leaning outside of the car to get it, according to video footage cited by the paper."

 

So how long before pay kiosks and/or accelerator pedals are banned?

This made me think of a company car I had in the mid 90's that had those cursed motorized seat-belts.

Not long after I got it, I paused at the top of my driveway and rolled down my window to check the mail.

I wasn't quite close enough to grab the stuff in the back so I opened my door slightly.

The motorized seat-belt pinned me up against the A-pillar before I realized what was going on.

Learning experience. I learned to hate motorized seat-belts.

 

Damn, that's terrible.

 

I always wonder if that's the way I will go. Like, whoah, shit, that's not goo . . ., then nothing. That is terrible, though.

 

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

― Will Rogers

 

Yep. Cars (and trucks) will kill you quick if you let them. Had she put it in Park before opening the door, she'd still be alive today.

 

Or just put the E-brake on. My GX will take off like nobody's business if I take my foot off the brake so when I'm at the ATM I put the E-brake on.

 

The pucker factor is in effect

 

Bet she wishes she hadda.

 

That’s a big nope.

 

Yikes, good way to get impaled

 

Either way, something was soiled.

 

Yeah def needed change of drawers...

 

Natural selection tried to assert itself but, sadly, failed.

 

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