Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

https://www.finra.org/investors/lea...ng/day-trading-margin-requirements-know-rules

 

If it did apply, I'm sure I would have been flagged already with how many times I've traded Doge in the last couple of days

 

I mean, what regulatory body is gonna stop people from investing in cute dogs?

 

India.

https://www.reuters.com/article/ind...reate-official-digital-currency-idUSKBN29Z0EG

 

And btw, even if you don't have margin trading enabled on your account, by definition, brokerage accounts are defined as margin accounts (some exclusions apply based on brokerage, but don't assume you're trading on a non margin account if you don't have margin enabled)

 

They don't even have enough toilets for their population. And their space program crashes more rockets than they get out of the atmosphere.

On the other hand, they have like 1/3 of the world's population and they basically run our global call centers and web developer expertise. I'm conflicted.

 

Me? Oh, I'm margin on and classified as a PTD. I trade when I want how I want in what I want. I usually loose money. lol

 

loose money is throwing singles (I get $2 bills from the bank to throw) at strippers.

"Fake money" they say.

The community college is right down the street. But also, before you go, I want my burger at the table ms. glorious tits.

 

Yep. I like to party. In fairness to my account, when I make profit it's usually enough to offset those trips to the strip club.

 

I was in Bakersfield, god I forget the year, but it was during the last gas price spike, so maybe 2007? Gas was pushing $6/gallon in so cal.

Anyways, I was with my degenerate boss, and we were staying at a Holiday Inn on a Wednesday night. He decided we should go to the strip club a couple blocks up from the hotel.

Wednesday night strip club in Bakersfield. The horror, the horror.

 

Bako?

Crack-hoes

 

The strip club has a daycare center

 

I love the fact that to me this feels like the fiscal version of operation chaos from fight club. We’ve got the movement going... I guess it’s time to start working on my abs.

 

If you didn’t owe tax last year, you typically don’t have to pay estimated for this year.

See https://www.irs.gov/businesses/small-businesses-self-employed/estimated-taxes

 

3 1/2 months, this thread had about 1900 comments. The last week it’s had 3000. I can’t even check in here anymore, you guys are nonstop

 

NONSTOP, CANT STOP, GAMESTONK! STOMKSTOMK, HELK IM HVING A STRONK

 

you forgot

 

This is not financial advice.....

If GAMESTOP being shorted by a hedge fund and then a collective group of investors(Reddit) bumping up the price of that stock so that the hedge funds lose their risky bet, is enough that we crashe the market, maybe the market is flawed? In at least one aspect

I’m just a dumb ape with a smart phone

 

But are you on a rocket with diamond hands?