1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Ahh parental death threats










That's a perfectly normal thing, I'm not the only one who grew up with those right?

 

Oh I got the "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it" from my mom all the time

 

Dad?

 

More often than not, in our household it was the good ol' Catholic afterlife threats though

 

My mom was the one with the threats, my dad was the one that made good on them at my mom's behest lol.

 

Holy shit....

That guy in the maintenance thread is like Kristy; a lifestory about a simple drain plug gasket even

 

I got them from my dad. I remember when I turned 16 I told him to try it and it went from a heated argument to a fun wrestling match

 

sounds...touchy

 

Dallas -

"What are you doing step dad..."

 

Us guys have to keep it short and to the point or no one bothers reading it, but girls can make it a novel and we'll read the whole thing lol.

 

Unless you're @jbrandt for which I usually respond with TL;DR 40s n tons

Even if a girl typed it out, I still won't read that shit

 

So you went through the effort to look up my first post and complain about it... but didn't actually read it?

 

TL;DR 40s n tons

 

why you gotta drag me into this shit?

I got better things to do.


...

Actually, I don't....

 

Damn water heater ‘sploded on the floor. Called the plumber.

 

Holly shit, ever tried googling a recipe?

12 pages of life story before ever getting to what temp to preheat the oven to.

 

At least you showed up...unlike last year

 

I got chased with a meat cleaver

 

It's not battery if they don't threaten you