Kansas City Tacoma Crew - 816/913

Glad I could help.

 

I've nothing to add so far today, but it's been a hell of a ride indeed

 

2 jobs ago, they decided we needed to log every minute of our day to a task. Buddy of mine made sure to log every time he went to take a shit. Suddenly we didnt need to log every minute..

 

Heh, got em.

For awhile, I never logged out to go to the bathroom. I didn't feel the need to as I don't expect phone calls anymore. However, some other folks probably abused that so now they got watchdogs, so I can't do company poop time anymore.

 

I kept trying to convince them to get us headsets, so certain customers could get the calls answered in the stall.....

Although I did also refer to them as ShamWOW headsets...

 

What was that noise?

"Uh, you don't wanna know."

*plunk, splash, "fu-, -call disconnects-*

 

"I don't remember eating that?"

 

Or, "When did I eat corn?"

 

"Jen babe.. we have another child. Meet Bono."

/e: Please get the reference... lol

 

Another downside to salary: I don't get to capitalize on company poops

 

Those thieves. Stealing valuable poop time.

 

That said, I've also not let conference calls get in the way of business. Phone muted, of course

 

And the day started off so intelligently...

 

Malicious compliance at its best.

 

Quite a colorful array of topics in this local Tacoma forum.

 

Day shift getting close to the end. Gotta use humor to offset the insanity..

 

Despite having email and voicemail out-of-office messages that I am off, someone called me five times in a row this morning

 

While you were pooping?