Whatever

You should be sitting in a treestand!!

 

Morning all

 

Why the bears have a thawed meal when he falls out of the tree stand in spring?!

 

They'd have to wait till July to eat his frozen ass!

 

https://media.giphy.com/media/s4Bi420mMDRBK/giphy.gif

 

spring bear starts in a few months!


One of the guys brought up some his fall bear meat. had some yesterday mmmmmm

 

How about your boobs

 

wouldn't you like to know you ol perv!!




They're pointy and hard still!!

 

Never had bear meat! What’s the scoop?! Bear steak fatty and delicious??

 

Yup a good fall bear thats fat for winter is delicious...specially if they been gorging on berries. They taste pretty much like what they been eating. Blueberries, apples, fish.

If they eat too much fish theyre gross...better to eat the inland bears. Costal bears get into all that fish. They get st8nky and gross

 

MorningTW
Keep warm and cover as needed.
Insulate your boobs, ect.

(Radom)

 

should also mention out of the wild game fats. the tallow from bears does not go rancid like the others. once rendered down you can save it on a shelf for up to a year and use it for greasing pans, cooking, slathering on your cast iron, etc.
deer, moose fat will go rancid even if stored in a freezer. it doesn't last very long compared to bear.

 

Will a bear shit in a river...

 

yes

 

Frozen river...

 

rivers don't often freeze over here. too shallow and fast moving. but if it wassss frozen the bear would technically shit ON the river

 

Thanks

 

@Sammie....