Charlotte, NC area: hate on OP, houses, boats & hoes

https://youtu.be/fstA_s9wJzE

 

the play by play commentary

 

Sounds like you should buy a wakeboard boat. I have a wakeboard as well but no boat. I will be your buddy!

 

haha, one day. It works out where I go enough now without having to open that can of worms

 

wakeboard party!

 

Got 2/3 of the bunks on last night, built the third one this morning. Think this should work fine.

 

Thought you were ballin' you ended up on a poop pond with a pontoon? Weak! Where's the crystal clear water & speed boat!! Couldn't afford it?

 

The water is not poop green it's Emerald!

 

Couldn't quite squeeze out that last 0.5 MPH, maybe once the engine is fully broken in and the water warms up.

 

Ohhh well, then I take back my previous statement! It's a St. Patricks Day Piss Pond! Get it together!

 

Nice! Fuckin'

 

that's about twice as fast a pontoon should be going lol

 

That's what I thought too. I've always thought they were pretty dorky, but these new TriToons with the higher HP motors are different than the ones I was on as a kid.

 

What's really crazy are the goons with bass boats that do 85mph+ just to catch some stupid fish.

 

But if you have a bad ass $400k center console that does 70mph you are DOING GREAT!

 

Basically a mini fountain boat. 250 HP isn't a ton unless its strapped to the back of a 1500# shallow 18' hull.

 

I want to find a good deal on one of these. But good deals don’t exist on them.

 

You're not likely to find a deal on any boat this year unfortunately.

 

I kinda like these v hull aluminum boats, just something to put around in and fish a little. But I'm not buying a boat.

https://columbia.craigslist.org/boa/d/columbia-16-ft-smoker-craft-aluminum/7274859451.html

 

Oh I know. Going to be selling my camper here soon, market is crazy right now.

Edit: you don’t have a camper yet you should buy mine