Charlotte, NC area: hate on OP, houses, boats & hoes

OH shit, you got the Vid?

You get it from Mom?

 

Should have went with rigid.

 

Just the sniffles... Sinuses...

I told her not rub that pine tree air freshener down there! She insisted... "It's the smell of the forest, the bush, and fresh fish! Isn't that what you like? Close your eyes, imagine my thighs slapping together like the thunderous beasts roaring in the sky! The small of the wet fishy water, the fell of the bush against your hand. Spelunking in the cavernous wilderness, cuddled up to stay warm!"

I know she means well, but damnit, my sinuses flared right up, got to work the next day and they said "Go home! 10 days!"

 

Never said dork just said I don’t think pontoons are considered boats. More like floating living rooms.

 

Didn't know you were such a poet

 

Nothing like a pontoon party, sun rise to sun down drinking whiteclaw then waking up then not being able to sleep because you're blistered in second degree sunburns and your skin is bubbling up cause the sweat can't get out! And the seat pad you tried to pass out on is scratchy!

 

I'm a man of many useless talents and qualities.

 

You are not invited to my living room then.

 

How's the radio?

 

Serviceable but will be the first thing I upgrade.

 

needs more party lights. and a grill...

 

And you could prob hang a pinata from the awning thingy!!

JK...I think it looks fun as hell.

 

Whoa now! Let’s not dismiss this idea too quickly!!

 

50" curved light bar on the front you say?

 

fixed it for you

 

Should the fogs be aimed lower? My headlights are too dim for the regular test to be accurate



The space between the headlights and the fog light is almost 1 foot on the garage doo


my headlights aren’t aimed right either because they don’t fit correctly

 

BFH!

 

what

 

Big Fucking Hammer or Mallet Massage Therapy!

Hit it till it fits!

 

you need at least 20ft on level ground to check aim.