Colorado B.S. Thread

Everyone dies. Spoiler alert.

 

It's cold. I took the Tundra, used it to put a 20 minute jump charge on the Tacoma, and legit used the starter to back it up, orient it, and pull it into the driveway. From across the street. Props to the Tacoma starter for not bursting into flames and also to the AGM battery for giving it hell all the way to the end. Impressive considering the oil and stuff is pretty thick right now.

 

Chili shouldn't look the same going in as going out. Green FTW!

 

you are friends that i drink with, and i have friends that i drink with.
And someday the friends i drink with will have a drink together.

 

Cheers to that

 

So now you're trying to procure crock pics for some sort of crock measuring contest?

 

let's not gloss over the circumsized peanuts

 

This was the first thing my eyes saw this morning. I bet my neighbors wondered what I was laughing at!

 

Ha! First thing my eyes saw too and laughed.

 

Talking about small Florida towns, I grew up right next to a place called Taintsville, because it’s between two other towns and it “taint Oviedo and taint Chuluota”

 

Was oviedo full of assholes and chuluota a bunch of pussies or vice versa

 

Oviedo was the more civilized town, Geneva was the redneck area and Chuluota was the trailer park area. I have some stories of hardcore redneck ass shit from growing up. It was pretty common to see a Ford rolling around with a 6 inch block of wood strapped to the leafs as a lift.

 

Tell the stories

 

I once caught a 3 foot gator that was trapped in a retention pond and then rode a few miles in the passenger seat of a single cab first gen with the gator in my lap to bring it to a river.

 

I also had a buddy kill a deer one time by tackling it off an airboat and stabbing it with a knife.

 

Those are good stories

 

Most of the true flordia redneck shit is less “oh that’s a great story” and more “that’s just depressing”