ASSHOLE PARKING

Nope. It wasn't there when I parked, was unoccupied when I took the pic, and gone when my wife and I drove back thru a half hour later. Straight asshole.

 

Plenty of parking on the right. Had to run in to get her scratch tickets.

 

Not asshole parking but related to the topic.

 

I have left a note on a damaged vehicle describing the owner, vehicle and license plate number of someone opening a car door onto another.

 

That there is one outstanding citizen.

 

When I see people parked like this when they well could have fit into one, I imagine they're the sort of people that drop magnum condoms in front of others to say it's for their magnum dong.

 

At Petland

 

The only thing I miss about the Focus I traded in for my Taco last week - When I'd see these @$$holes parked with their truck 6-8 inches over the front line so they could be sure and just pull out straight forward. I could park the Focus in front of them 6 inches from their bumper and still not worry about the rear sticking out into the lane. More than once I was walking back to the car in time to see them furious as they were backing out.

 

Maybe the dog was driving.

 

I looked it up, that truck model is just over 22' long. being they are not at the front or overly trying to be an ass, I'm giving it a "soft" pass for this case. most parking spots are 16-18' max in lots

straight up douches, and FL so goes with the territory for half of them

 

It’s more than half!! I could keep em comin. And from my experience, the more south you go, the worse it gets!
Here’s another!

 

This guy is in two spots amd only pulled halfway into spot so his car is sticking out 20 feet into lane

 

Ok. I’ve got a top contender due to pulling off an open door.

 

Oh yeah this one is a winner.

 

If that was Houston, it wouldn't be asshole parking because it wouldn't be there long enough to get a picture.

 

the other day picking up food

 

Not even tryin ‍♂️

 

where is this?! The Waterfront?!

 

yep