1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

KCMO, but have family and friends in tx

 

If he had the spirit he could do it with water.

 

It wasn't until 2011 that Russia classified beer as an "alcoholic beverage"


So it's all about perspective

 

pfft they don't convert shit, it still tastes like crap wine and moreover...if it was converted then why did my mom prevent me from drinking it as a kid? I was always told to say no to the wine lol. Never wanted to drink it anyway, 100s of people from the church all put their dirty sinful lips on that thing

 

Wow








Your mother robbed you out of so much salvation

 

You don't want holyherpes?

 

I know right

All that body of christ and no blood to wash it down with

 

Update

 

Did she at least let you bring some Cheez-Whiz?

 

Cured meats?

 

Our priest wouldn't let us miss any of that salvation. We got grape juice as the younglings

 

Cream cheese with jalapeno jam. MMM MMM..

 

See @BartMaster1234 I don't see him having any troubles

 

Bagel shop in town does a cream cheese jalapeno whip. Soo good.

 

Pretty sure you saw that I can drink

 

It’s so gross now that I think about.

 

Lol you should see how I removed the top bellhousing bolts on my engine. I used 4 feet of socket extensions and got it from behind the transfer case.

 

Shall I check you into rehab, Lindsay Lohan?

 

Never

 

It is...they give the person holding the chalice a cloth to wipe it off with after each person sips from it, but it's just a cloth....doesn't really do anything. And also you know some guy who's being forced to go by his wife every week to put on a good show for the kids, spits back into it every time. Which is like every man over the age of 30 in there.