1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Is that the Fu Mang Churro?

 

I just can't get behind the idea of letting another man hold a razor to my neck, I've seen Gangs of New York...nope no thank you.

 

The worst kind....Frenemies


No but really, in this day and age I'd be more afraid of someone just having a really shitty day and picking me to take it out on

Doesn't get much more vulnerable than sitting there with someone behind you running a razor up and down your neck lol. Except maybe at the proctologist

 

I think you need a new proctologist if he's got a razor in his hand

 

I've got a hairy ass, what can I say

 

Same bro, same

 

But you're okay with letting another man fondle something else?

 

I thought we agreed to keep Moab in Moab

 

It was special tho...

 

It's my Friday tie, today is my Friday

 

Ask him if he'll shave your face as well?

 

You damn californians.... it's winter, you shouldn't be allowed to have your sunroof open

 

It's 82˚ and cloudless here today, I was sweating my ass off in the parking lot changing the spare on my wife's car. Pavement heats up like crazy in direct sun when it's already warm

 

With the same razor...without rinsing it off...

"Ass to mouth"

 

I worked outside on pavement all summer


I know

 

The door I use to get into my work building everyday is in a corner between two huge white painted sides of the building....even if it's 60˚ out, if it's a clear day the heat from the sun radiates off those walls and blinds/bakes the shit out of you if you stand there for very long. In the summer it's 10x worse

white people problems amirite

 

Freakin miserable, 100° out side and the pavements like 120°. Working next to a 400° crack seal machine.

Paid decent though.



Except it really didn’t, if I woulda worked in SLC it woulda been like 5$ more an hour atleast.

 

@Abeyancer