1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

must have been a fresh catch

 

He was just lucky I decided to check my air filter when I did

 

Didn't realize you were trained to fit things bigger than 8", no gag reflex huh

 

what kind is that? don't see em around here

 

No idea, I'm only familiar with Monarch butterflies because we had to dress up like them once in kindergarten and 'migrate' across the school drinking nectar out of cups with straws

 

She should go to the dentist like that

 

you are California through and through huh

 

That was actually in Texas

 

I don't see any horns on you

 

paging @BartMaster1234

 

Didn't grow horns but having grown up in TX from 3yrs old until about 14yrs old, I had a wicked TX accent as a kid. Still comes out with certain words when I drink

 

hehehe I'm sure you've caught some flak for that.

 

Yup, we moved back to CA for a few years in between from 4th grade to 7th grade and man, kids are not kind when you're the only one in school that sounds like Bobby from King of the Hill

Then back to TX, then OR, then back CA...high school sucked a big one lol.

 

I WONDER WHAT IT IS

 

crazy, I grew up in Houston, TX from 2 to 12 then we moved to Van Nuys, CA in 1990. Ended up in Huntington Beach until we moved to NC in 2010.

funny story - I had to walk home from school (uphill of course). I was at the crosswalk one day and this homeless guy started talking to me. Apparently I had an accent because he proceeded to ask if I was from around here, then asked if I was from Australia because of my accent

Because Texas and Australia accents sound so similar?!

 

When you're homeless and looking for a dollar, you'll say whatever it takes

 

https://youtu.be/7e-mh19uDnU

 

I was gonna tell you to clean your carpet before I realized that was asphalt