Whatever

I know what he's going through. With the 2 babies I'm up at 3, 5, 7am making bottles.

 

That's what titties are for.

 

Y'all don't know what I went through with mine.
Up all night with him, leave at 8 for work, home by 2 to take over from the wife. Post partpartum depression is no joke

 

No it isn’t, my wife went through it with our daughter.

 

I completely agree, it was that or possible come home to a dead kid

 

We got lucky....no 'up all nights', none of that stuff.
Side note: he never used a binky. My wife said it would just be something we'd have to take away from him at some point. So we just gave him stuff to chew on; you know, like chicken bones and stuff.

 

Dem MY titties.

 

You gotta share for a few months, it's in the contract

 

He had a binky, but then stopped when he found his fingers were more satisfying.
He still sucks his fingers....he is 12.
But I sucked my thumb until I was like 13.

 

That's hard work for the lady. Have you seen a baby on a woman's nipple? Like a tiger on some steak!

 

I have. It's like a rottweiler on a t-bone. But I gotta ask.....have you tried the milk?

Don't lie

 

Yeah, on accident haha!

Edit: Wasn't bad.

 

Nope, i am lactase intolerant

 

You're so weird

 

Agreed. I'd fuck him.

 

You're just now noticing

 

S-screw m-marry k-kill?