Colorado B.S. Thread

I have a wheelbarrow that doesn't ever see use....

 

Make sure to weld a baby 1 1/4" hitch receiver to the back.

 

@literallynothing

 

That seems Sliiiightly excessive for the tacoma and a camper haha. Especially once I cut a foot off of the back of the tacoma. Probably need more like a 28 footer

 

Go big or go home

 

you'll need the extra space when your GF decides she wants to have a rig of her own

 

I was going to say just get another truck...

 

I can attest that a 40 foot trailer is not particularly fun to park anywhere. A lot easier to have two tow rigs at that point...

 

So many jokes I just dont know where to start

 

I tried to sort them by level of offense that would undoubtedly be taken by someone and I dont think any of them were below the allowable threshold.

 

https://kdvr.com/news/local/what-a-1-million-home-in-denver-looks-like-these-days

 

Los Denver, Calirado

 

The best part of that video was the blonde on the Denver Mattress commercial at the beginning.

 

Never imagined I would be renting in a million dollar neighborhood.

 

best not to catch a ban over a weak joke

 

but if they're funny enough you can text them to me

 

That won't be happening

This is much more likely

 

Supply and demand.

 

my roommate was dating this chick who recently moved from the midwest into an already gentrifying neighborhood off of Wads and 6th. I busted up laughing when she started ranting about all the people moving into "her" neighborhood and further gentrifying it