Colorado B.S. Thread

Stolen from reddit

 

Perfection

 

All excited to see snowmageddon....
and nothing.

 

Most disappointing so far.

 

See? Toldja

 

What did you guys get, about 1/16 of an inch?

 

Nothing.

Now, watch out for the next forecast of "a light dusting".
That's when we'll get hammered.

 

Been up since 4 keeping an eye out the window. Nothing more than the frost from the fog earlier.

 

Very confused about my feelings on the lack of blizzard.

 

I was just hoping to have Monday off due to the roads.

 

That sounds about right.

 

That's the way it's always worked for as long as I can remember.
None of the big ones have been predicted, and most of the predicted haven't panned out.
Colorado weatherman might be the hardest job because you can never be right, or it might be the easiest because nobody expects you to be right.

 

Weather app on the phone suggests that it may or may not snow in the next hour or so. But it looks promising around 9:30ish. I guess I still have time to go panic shopping for bread and milk.

 

We're getting a very light misting of rain right now

 

I feel like at one point they could get kinda close when I was younger. I do remember telling tourists that if the chance was 50% it wasn't going to snow and if it was 75% and up there was a good chance it would. Now I don't trust the weather station at all.

That is if there is any food left at the store.

 

we just have the mist, no rain.
After all this shit talking about mother nature, she prolly gonna say "hold my beer and watch this."

 

I have nothing
It must’ve all melted overnight

 

My daughter texted this, this morning:

I like

 

She is at work in a coastal North Carolina restaurant/bar getting ready to serve these up: