Whatever

Please stop the scratching on my window, it's starting to get annoying.

 

You can S yourself

 

Sometimes you just need to get it over with and get some rest.

 

Bayou delight! Blackened catfish over dirty rice covered with etouffee and fried crayfish tails

 

Sonic?

 

Dude I wish u could get this from sonic

 

No you don't

 

S, one giraffe...she's all that n more...couldn't marry cuz that would ruin everything, plus I like giraffes too.
M, crippled ho...sounds like the perfect spouse...the ho part
K, pibbles, sorry just how the cards were dealt

Giraffe side story; 4th or 5th grade at the zoo, I pulled a big handful of grass and fed it to a giraffe. I turned to look at friends mom who was taking a picture, picture was taken at the moment that giraffe bent down and had big tongue out right up the side of my face.
I'll have to ask mom or sister if they might have that picture.

 

I'm telling you.....you do not want to marry Ho.






Goodnight TW

 

Do Misery hillbilly’s lose an hour tonight or do ya just sleep until noon no matter what?

 

Damn near forgot all about that. Thanks.
I wish we could just spring forward and leave it alone!

 

I gotta get chores done, mow around the car in the front yard, clean the couch that's on the front porch, rake the trash in the yard and brush my tooth.....all of this before the cousins come over; we're playing spin the bottle! Asshole.

 

So orgy at your house?

 

You betcha

 

With cousins I've got a few

 

Yea your right

 

Shenanigans?

 

Friggin hilarious! Please kill me