1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I hadn’t combed my hair for a couple years until my grandparents passed this winter. Had to for the funerals

 

Instructions unclear, removed 3rd member, dick stuck in axle.

 

I usually couldn't stand it when it was popular. Now Red Skelton. That was another story. You don't want your kids repeating Red Skelton jokes at school.

 

Red Skelton Stand Up Jokes

"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. "

"I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up."

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late for the garbage?' The driver said, 'No, jump in!'

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

"A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them.'"

"Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics."

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months I don't like to interrupt her. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.'

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

 

Amazes me how well they hold their value. When I registered the 5-lug in Vermont I had to submit NADA valuation on it. They said with 450k it’s worth like $5,000.

 

Short enough to represent The Lollipop Guild

 

Dishwasher is a good way to clean sneakers too

 

I've never actually done it with mine, just heard that you can...I don't really care about the state of my shoes lol. They're shoes

I also don't buy white shoes or even shoes with white soles because they get too dirty too quick. Usually just wear black tennis shoes or hiking boots

 

5ft and 2in (separate measurements)

 

I have a bad habit of getting a pair of shoes and only wearing those shoes until they’re wore out.

I can have 2 other pairs in my closet, but they don’t see the sun until the current set is ded.

 

I do the same thing. If something's comfy that's my go to until they wear out

*checks current underwear*

yup still good

 

He's short enough that I'm short, and even I can make fun of him

 

Still wearing the same pair from Moab

 

the Moab dust is like Gold Bond

 

Anybody ever heard of these guys?


https://www.fiveomotorsport.com/toyota-tacoma-4runner-360cc/

 

No, but I'd be suspicious of injectors that are supposed to be OEM but are only a 1/3 of the actual Toyota price.

 

That's what I was thinking


They don't have a review section on their website either which is suspect to me as well

 

Shorter people tend to live longer than above average height people

Whether its physiological or because you're just less likely to run into/get hit by things, IDK