Ontario BS Thread

Fudas!...I'm in.

I don't know that one. Do they even know what a light bulb is?

 

I like to discriminate against everyone indiscriminately

 

Oh caralho, so you don't know?

I know what a bulb is, because I was in Lisbon once.

You need 3 guys. 2 guys lift the third one, which holds the bulb, then the 2 guys turn the that guy around until the bulb comes out.
That's because it's too much work for one person to keep turning the bulb around with its hands.

 

Man you must be fun at parties...

You can press this beautiful button “ignore” at my profile and never see my childish comments.

I’ll continue with pictures

 

Well I'm of Irish, Welsh and Scottish decent...

So if I can't;

Drink It, Fight it or Fuck it....

It's not on my radar anyways...

And as any of my kinsmen would say and agree with, "So long as you leave me Ma outa it, have at it, ya wanker"

 

I am fun at parties... but only the parties where there is no dress-code that requires I cover my head with a hood like the parties you go to. Variety is the spice of life. You should spend time with more people than the ones you meet in Mom's basement.

 

See,

That is your "Toxic Masculinity" showing!

You have now caused a person that has defended a compromised minority some discomfort.

And you must report to the HR department for sensitivity training on the double.

(Pulls employee off to the side and starts whispering)

"Look man, your screwed, your male and your white, is your wife white too"
"Yes"
"Damm, your fucked, look if you don't want to be cleaning out your desk in 45 mins take this"
" WTF, is this? A BRA, WTF am I supposed to do with this?"
"Look just stuff it in your pocket and when the HR manager gets that real serious look,
then closes the door... make sure that bra falls out of your pocket enough that they can see it"
"Whoa that's GENIUS, alrighty then, thanks for the Pro Tip, I'm off, wish me luck"

10 mins later...

Chuck is cleaning out his desk....
"What happened? Didn't you pull out the bra like I told you too?"
"Yeah I did, and it almost worked when he thought I may be non-cis, but"
"Well But what"
"He saw his wife's name tag on it"

 

How, then, would I see Russia man destroy/rebuild/destroy his own truck?

 

Dood, knock this shit off...you're gonna reference kkk in here? Fuck off


I mean it, fuck right the fuck off.

 

Well if you want to jump on them, at least be technically correct before you promote racial and monetary demographic biased allegations.

Technically Asian is not a race nor is it considered a demographic that is marginalized.
It is a geographic region of many different countries and cultures that the author is part of, by culture and heritage.
Since it represents such a wide swath of people, can't even say it's a stereotype.

But he did refer to a gender (Woman) in his possibly derogatory statement.

Since on most occasions the author has identified as a cis-Male (Alburgh trips in Joe's tent excluded)

He may have displayed a Sexist comment.

So beat on him for being Sexist, but please don't be racist here, it ruins the fun of this thread.


Besides, he's got Russian blood in him, we all know Russians are sexist when they aren't drinking.

Might as well yell at the rain for being wet. Damm Russians .

 

Seriously, how mature. You are evolving backwards I guess?

I think we need to have dedicated TW HR person here for the little chit chat talk. I am offended by being in #35s minority here!!!

I work hard on destroying and rebuilding it, well I mean @tacoma16 does, more often with his truck nowadays than mine

 

Don’t bring me into this you uncultured swine!

 

Jesus this is epic!

 

I think I’ve seen Norilsk at his best(or worst)
Thats for another time though

 

Funneh that, he won't drink with me...prolly cuz there is an ignition key after our drinking. One day....one day

 

All in all though @Intrepid i understand where you’re coming from. There is a lot of racism towards that demographic due to Covid. People are being targeted because of it, some assaulted and even murdered.

I will say @Norilsk comment was derogatory and stereotypical, but he isn’t a racist and this group is very welcoming. Remember, this is a bs thread and joking around does occur. Not suggesting that’s the best way to joke around, but welcome to the internet, where humour and personalities of all come to play.

I would suggest we drop it and if the two of you would like to discuss it more, it would best be over a beer around the fire. Truly the better way to get to know someone verses a general impression over the internet.

back to bs. Don’t want this thread to be closed.


Even though there isn’t one.....trucks and things.

 

No, a fuck off is warranted

 

Remember when I said I was neutral party around here lol.

well I tried.



As you were.

 

Agreed

 

Maybe you need a little variety my friend. Sounds like Covid has had you locked up a little too long.