Ontario BS Thread

Or Italians. They're equally as annoying as Portuguese.

But no where close to as annoying as Russians...

 

Fragile masculinity. With a side of toxic

 

You very likely have a prolapsed anus (DO NOT GOOGL3 THAT, you were warned) from your tendency to, to...to straddle the fence shall we say. That's why we love you. You wear it well as I have said before...not Ardbeg Mountain kind of love, but you get the gist...

You're also the Mayor for this sprint (unelected of course, how it SHOULD be) so I'm certain your gaping is leaning toward dilating these days...so allow me to translate for you...if I could be so bold


Fuck off with that shit


I did take liberty in paraphrasing the above

 

Isn't his taste of the Thai type, with a little something extra?

 

Ooooohhhh, that's what he meant when he said;

"It's lunchtime, Lets go for some Spicy Thai, I know a place by the airport"

 

epic. much appreciated on the paraphrasing. Considered it and proceeding to “fuck of with that shit.”

 

yeah, but no tuna, just some pork if you know what I mean

 

I think we can all agree...no one likes the French

 

The only French I like is fries

 

Sorry Quebec, you ain’t real French.

 

OK, I'm Dutch...do me now!

 

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch

 

Why do the Dutch wear wooden shoes?

Keeps woodpeckers off their heads.

 

I too am a dutchman and have probably heard all the jokes. Most are funny as hell. Never took to the interweb to tell everyone that I was offended.....and if I do, I would expect more jokes. That's all they are. Jokes. And my father told me how to respond. Suck it up and grow a pair.

 

Wheel-well make over......I am discovering up to 1/2 cm thick KROWN soaked road grit but minimal or zero rust which is making me happy. So many screws clips fender brackets etc. as I tear the old girl apart. Nice to see what’s going on with no fender flares and wheel well liners.

If I get her back together in time for ARDBEG maybe I can make a fire-pit appearance.

 

Looking good!

 

Cheap cunts

 

I was hoping to maybe see a for sale sign lol

 

So disappointing...no dike puns.?