Ontario BS Thread

I'd race ya there

 

Last time we were in Amsterdam in the red light district we seen the dikes

 

Aye...did you stick your finger in a crack tho?

 

But I'm sorry, that might be offensive. We seen women who liked umm....no cant say that. We seen women who preferred...nope cant say that either. We seen cunt lickers

 

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-other-auto-...new-control-arms-for-toyota-tacoma/1558233142

A good deal if anyone needs them

 

Oh the fire should be easy to find,

it's the "t" shaped one,
on the South Side,
just follow the banjo music.

(Sorry could not resist)

(Yes I was that kid at Summer Camp that put the firecrackers in the Giant Hornets nest that day)


Wife: What are you laughing about over there?
Me: It's called trolling dear.
Wife: What's tlorring?
Me: No, it's pronounced TRRRrooooollllling.

Now I have to explain this concept... back in a min...

 

Anybody have a

$102 viair 88p portable compressor kit (12V, 120 psi, forup to 33" tires)

viair 88p? Is it sufficient for airing up pizza cutters? I know there are AliExpress versions that are 3x the CFM but still 2x the price

 

I resemble that remark...
Should I be offended?

I'd ask the Wife if I should be offended about being called that,
but she would probably be offended if I wasn't.

We gotta watch our language though,
the Dutch are all sensitive about proper language and structure.
Don't want to get them all pissed off, but they are merciful...
Know why they have that little point on the tip of their wooden shoes?
It's so your ass don't slam shut when they pull it out !
See firm, but kind they are!

 

thats what im using. id say its quick enough on my 31's was probably slightly over 2mins to get from 15psi. come and give it a try. not loud and stays cool enough to touch after filling all 4

 

Here we go. Now here come the Catholics.

 

@Tacotim0321 Would win the race because we only live about 20 minutes apart and us Huron County folk gotta stick together ....sorry @TeecoTaco

Some days I regret selling my 1st GEN tundra and it may have been one of the cleanest ones in Canada when sold

I’m going to keep this old girl as long as I can push the clutch in and keep shifting gears

 

Penguin Schooled right here.

 

Must be tough, sorry not sorry?

At least not the Priest

 

All my dreams are in Latin

 

Two boys standing in line for confessional;

Peter: what am I to do? I can't tell the father I masturbated 5 times this week!
Paul: Well, hmmm, how many times did you lie?
Peter: Uhhhm, twice.
Paul: Well tell him you only masturbated once, and lied three times.

Nun walks upto the Mother superior after morning Vespers;

"Why does everyone keep telling me I got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning?"
MS: "I was going to ask why you had the Vicar's slippers on?"

 

I converted to Sleepin’ In.

 

Specticals, Testicles, Watch and Wallet

Transiet Vinum

 

Forgot the Hairy Arms.

 

The one in the original photo i quoted is new and LHD!